notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

*throws chair* *smashes table* SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME *punches wall*

(Source: lcate)

internetexplorers:

all hands on dick

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

• I will stick my cold hands all over your body
• I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
• I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
• nuzzling???
• I will be smiling the whole time
• you’re warm and I’m not
• let me leech your heat
• please